Archive for January 5, 2006

QUESTIONS I ALWAYS WANTED TO ASK !!

  • If a book about failure doesn’t sell, is it a success?
  • Can fat people go skinny dipping?
  • What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?
  • If swimming is good for one’s figure how do you explain whales?
  • What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconcious?
  • Why do you press harder on a remote when you know the battery is dead?
  • How come abbreviated is such a long word?
  • Why is it that if you tell a man there are 40 billion stars he’ll believe you, but tell him the bench has wet paint and he has to touch it?
  • Isn’t it unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?
  • Why do scientists call it research even when they are looking for something new?
  • Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
  • Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
  • Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
  • If love is blind why is lingerie so popular?
  • If a cow laughs does milk come out of it’s nose?
  • If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
  • If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
If you have some gems of your own which have been irritating you for a while and you just can’t get them out of your head, do write to me.